I don’t get out much, but last week, during a lunch break while serving jury duty, I was walking the streets of downtown Portland when I heard a woman say, “Do you think I took a whole day off from work to look at some tiny waterfall.” And then while leaving the store Tender Loving Empire someone cried out “Oh my God, what are the mushrooms?” Along with an encounter with the artist Michael Patterson Carver, the streets could not have been more entertaining.