Creepy Stairs, Not Stares

In the beginning.

On a sunny afternoon the opening to a long winding staircase peeks out onto SW Barbur Blvd. The stairs begin dark and gloomy. Surrounding trees and brush block out the sun. The steps appear in an uninviting section of this busy four lane road offering an escape from a dirt and gravel shoulder. I had no idea where they led but anywhere, even a route that required taking sinister steps had to be better than the starting location. It has the feel of a live action Candy Land game. If you land on the space you ascend the stairs.

Paint job needed.

I have read a few blogs posts in the Pittsburgh Orbit about that city’s stairs. The weekend before I checked out these mystery stairs, a friend had mentioned The Portland Stairs book. I know Portland has a network of stairs too but I’m not familiar with them. Pittsburgh stairs were constructed for workers to be able to get down the hills to the factories below. With Portland it’s a given that if you live on a hill you would also need steps.

It’s not the tree that’s crooked.

The more I drove past these stairs the more curious I was about where they led. They seemed strange to me. I wondered where someone would go if they took the stairs down the hill to Barbur Blvd. The closest location of significance is the Fulton Park and Community Center or the Portland French school up the road. The stairs have a middle of nowhere feel. It makes more sense to use the stairs to get away from that section of road. I spent the first five months of the school year commuting by bus and train but since I’ve become a regular driver I’ve forgotten what it’s like to be a public transportation user or a pedestrian. The stairs provide an easier way to get up the hill. The other option would huffing it up and around a steep street. There has to be a few people who benefit from the stairs’ location.

The 201st step.

I headed up the stairs after parking the car on a steep incline on SW Parkhill Dr and walking over. There was never a more aptly named street. It’s hard to tell how much the stairs get used. Graffiti on one of the stair walls had been painted over but the railings suffered from peeling paint and lichen growth. Closer to the top, a pair of pants had been draped over a railing. The stairs proved to be winding but not unyielding. The steps did a nice of job of cutting through the forest and brush. It wasn’t a bad walk as I strode up the stairs with plenty of landings along the way. I spotted daylight and the landings stopped. I was stepping through tall bushes towards sunlight. I popped up in a sedate neighborhood between two nice homes on another section of SW Parkhill Dr. I was able to look back and see a terrific view across the Willamette River. After I headed down the stairs and got back to the car I lamented not counting the stairs. A stair count would offer a sense of how far up the hill the stairs go. A specific number would be impressive. I chose not to return to the stairs to count but my estimate would be at least 300 steps.

Outdoor pants drying rack?

I know there are plenty of stairs in the West Hills and other parts of Portland. Something tells me that they must be impressive if a 147 page book has been written about the subject. I haven’t had the opportunity to explore them. At this point I’m just trying to keep up with the Pittsburgh Orbit. If they’re writing about stairs, I write about Portland’s version. I found my transplant self emerging reflected by my ignorance of stair history, but it felt good to take a few minutes to check them out instead of continuing to drive past them everyday giving them little thought. On the stairs I didn’t run into trolls, sketchy or pantsless people and I didn’t end up reenacting a Portland version of that scene out of the Exorcist. There are more steps out there with there own stories or at the very least some better views.

Post Script: As I was posting this I discovered on the community walk website that the Barbur Blvd stairs are known as the Nebraska Stairway and have a total of 147 steps. My estimate of 300 steps was way off but a good guess considering I had walked up and then back down the steps. That math has me off by only 6 steps. I checked a copy of the Portland Stairs Book from the library which is the first step in my becoming a stairs expert.

9 thoughts on “Creepy Stairs, Not Stares

  1. Don Baack says:

    The stairs led from the view property located above to the Red Electric Railroad, the MAX OF ITS DAY CIRCA 1900. The Red Electric was decommissioned and dismantled 1029 or so. Barbur was built on the old railroad alignment, completed in 1933. See the SWTrails website for more info on the wooden/concrete bridges, the first of their kind.

    The property looking east from the crest of the hill from about Hamilton south to Taylors Ferry Road was annexed into the City of Portland in 1880 -1890, the rest of SW Portland was annexed in 40’s to 70’s of the twenth century.

    There is another orphan stairs further south even less used, just before Barbur curves west.

    Remember Terwilliger Blvd opened in the 19 teens, Barbur in 1933, and I5 in the late 60’s. It was hard to get around unless you used the railroads.


  2. davidc5033 says:

    Don you don’t know the half of how much I appreciate this information. I’m beginning to see things more clearly. That makes so much sense. Thanks. I keep an eye out for that second set of stairs.


    • Don Baack says:

      If you are into walking join us (SWTrail) for a 6 mile walk from Hillsdale to SW 18th & SW Jefferson (Max)

      I am leading the hike, we go at pace of slowest walker.

      Don Baack see for more info.


  3. Sammie Beem says:

    Aw, this was an incredibly good post. Taking a few minutes and actual effort to create a really good article… but what can I say… I put things off a lot and don’t manage to get anything done.


  4. Andy Kassab says:

    Next time I read a blog, Hopefully it won’t fail me as much as this particular one. After all, Yes, it was my choice to read, but I really thought you’d have something interesting to say. All I hear is a bunch of complaining about something that you can fix if you were not too busy looking for attention.


    • davidc5033 says:

      I reread that post and you’re 100 percent correct. I will say that it is not my job to fix anything, especially where the city is concerned. I do notice from time to time they paint the area around the stairs and possibly keep them clean. My job is blogger not fixer of much of anything. Funny how I went looking for attention and I got it from you Andy!


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