Greetings From Gearhart, It’s By the Sea

Flippin’ out!

We needed to get away. The walls of the Portland Orbit office were closing in causing irritability. “Corona-fatigue” had us begging for new scenery. The coast beckoned. A stay at a golf resort in Gearhart, it’s by the sea, was secured. We set out for a different climate.

Greenery unspoiled.

I wasn’t particular. I knew nothing about Gearhart and less about golf. Going away on short notice meant we couldn’t be picky. I meant to pack my putter, a donation from my brother-in-law, so I could hit the practice putting green but I left it behind perched on an old bean bag chair in the garage. This lapse would haunt me during our stay.

Chasing sticks, not trucks, on the beach.

There was the dog factor. We couldn’t leave him behind so the hotel had to be pet friendly. Our teen-aged pup would need help navigating the world outside his pandemic bubble. A waiver from the hotel meant we had to keep him under constant surveillance.

King Neptune rules!

Before leaving we learned that this was the fourth incarnation of this hotel. Two others had burned down with the third version having been razed in 1972. The hotel’s best feature was the photographs lining the hallways, historic evidence that people partied in the early 60’s, a innocent time before the psychedelics kicked in. There were costumed golf tourney participants parading and bashing in the New Year. I was pleased to see King Neptune making the scene. This made for a nonsensical, amusing diversion. If only I could have found an old timer and gotten the lowdown which proved impossible in the days of social distancing.

Golf is fun.

In the room, a piece of golf art stared out at us. Not that I didn’t like this newly discovered subculture, but the lady golfers, who I later realized were wearing strange hats, made me a bit uncomfortable at the thought of their watching us in the room. The hotel was a bounty of golf art. I wasn’t about to knock on doors to see other examples but I liked our piece. I was glad we weren’t stuck with a painting of someone playing golf. I couldn’t have handled artistic license being taken with golf form. Searching for information on the artist, I discovered there were too many with the last name Yoder, a good reason for artists to include a first and last name on their art.

Beard on Gearhart.

A book in the room offered the history of the area revealing renown chef James Beard to be a Gearhart resident. He dug the area’s razor clams. Skimming through book gave me an idea of what we’d encounter if we left the room. I got excited about an old reptile museum only to learn that it too had burned down. Later we found ourselves sitting in a park overlooking a bluff that bordered the ocean. I notice one bench had the name of the woman who spearheaded the park’s creation. She’s been dead since 1975 but I felt a connected to her through her past efforts.

Downtown with shrubbery.

We wandered past some people playing pickle ball on a tennis court, ironic because it’s tennis-like on a smaller scale played with paddles. Minutes later we reached Gearhart’s tiny downtown, a block of about ten business with Real Estate being the main industry. The pandemic seemed to hit a couple of shops hard closing them for the duration. the gourmet coffee shop was just closed on Mondays, the day we visited. It was quiet and quaint inspiring us to go back to the hotel.

It’s a “trantler.”

So what does anyone do with time on their hands that they can’t do at home? You have to face throwing out the routine. A hotel on a golf course offers free live golf for the viewing. There were walks on a beach that allowed vehicles and there was plenty of time to consider what we would be eating next.

The other side of Elk herds.

If I hadn’t been on vacation with an opportunity to sleep in, I might have considered getting up at dawn to look for Elk. They love Gearhart and the area is proud of them. Signs, literally and otherwise, from the looks of their cow pie like droppings, are evident. Signs near the entrances to the beach read, “Welcome to Gearhart: Where Elk Might Be Your Neighbor.” I make assumptions about Elk crowding the beach for early morning swims. The sign lists tips on coexisting with Elk, something I’ve done my entire life by avoiding them especially on a camping trip during Elk hunting season. Staying out of their way was a good excuse to sleep later. The sign warned against not getting in the middle of a herd which is exactly what I would have done.

Elk make good neighbors.

The best thing to do at the hotel proved to be taking advantage of their bike loan program. It made for a nice afternoon ride offering a different perspective of beach houses with wooden clad siding. I tried to imagine what it might have felt like to experience the usual wind and drizzle despite it being a sunny summer day. On our return, I realized the previous day I had hallucinated and seen two submarines. That day, as we were nearing the seashore, I saw submarines surfacing. Pillars formed a loading zone. A low tide allowed people to walk out to board the vessels. I convinced myself this was real because when I looked away then looked back I could still see it. On the bikes that next day I looked over and realized what I had actually seen were chimneys on the roof of the condo building. 

Bright and beautiful.

As I put this post to bed it occurs to me that this account of a brief vacation is about as dry as a typical Oregon summer day. It’s all I can muster under my current circumstances. Stick around if you have any interest in art cars. There will be plenty of that in the next few posts. I take pride that even in the mundane I mange to bring the world views of elk backsides, golf art and a hallucination tale. “Corona-fatigue” is raging against my summeritis. I’m doing all I can to battle back. The antidote to Gearhart’s quiet shimmer was a side trip to Seaside for a dinner of oysters and fish and chips. While keeping an eye on the world outside the restaurant window, I was offered a slice of touristy humanity as people ambled past the t-shirt shops carrying double scoop ice cream cones. The view of the man riding on a multi-person pedal car while carrying his infant in a babybjorn was a vision I’ll cherish from this summer. I’m not sure how any of them held on when they took that sharp turn off of North Columbia Street. I was completely distracted by Grandma Herzberg’s giant pizza pretzel poster which looked to be held on by blue painter’s tape. It’s the best I could do knowing I could never digest one. In the end I found out it does a person good to bug out, go anywhere for any length of time. An effort should be made to absorb even a tiny bit of history if only because it makes you feel like a slightly more interesting person.  


Another day in the car. 


At this point it should be glaringly obvious that the hotel has remained nameless. Due to the circumstances that made our stay unpleasurable, I decided not to give them any publicity. 


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