I don’t know what was stranger, seeing a tote full of plastic, doll baby arms in the back of a pick up truck or realizing that they were sitting out in the open for anyone to make a mad grab and dash off with them. I guess there’s security in knowing that there are few plastic, doll baby arm thieves in the world and it might be a rare occurrence to park on a street where such a person who fits that description might happen by.

A close up of the plastic, doll baby arms: